11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
This bitch has a smelly vajayjayyyyyyy
Obviously, I’d never spread word cause that’s a bitch move. But now that I know how bad his goddamn fingers smelt, she better not fucking cross me.
I love being a bitch for once, it’s liberating.
